first thing: my cat got fleas a couple weeks ago… now, usually, I’d freak the fuck out… because… ew..  but I remained CALM calm calm and frontlined her, dewormed her, flea combed her. problem solved, right? 

wrong. three weeks later, I’ve combed them out of my OWN hair. house has to be fumigated. literally head to toe I’m bitten. URGH. 

second thing: OH MY GOD DAKTARIN MAKES YOUR HAIR GROW REALLY FAST NO JOKE OMG. 

that is all.